Jokes All You Can

A child goes to his father and asks,  “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?”  The father answers, “Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth,  the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle.  Why do you ask, Bear Poop?” Download the app version in Amazon Appstore: Jokes All You Can Visit us below: Youtube Channel: Tranquility Within Our Official Blog Site

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home.  It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.  “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!” “That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off,  I don’t care for them anyway.” Download the app version in Amazon Appstore: Jokes All You Can Visit us below: Youtube Channel: Jokes All You Can Our Official Blog Site

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.  She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.  She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, “Mama, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Download the app version in Amazon Appstore:  Jokes All You Can Visit us below: Youtube Channel: Joke All You Can Our Official Blog Site